Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Silent Superlatives

Have you ever gone around a table full of people and allotted silent superlatives? You know:

That dude's got the worst earwax.
That kid's got the veiniest arms.
That dumb ass is definitely the dumbest.


You get the point. Makes me glad Sookie Stackhouse ain't sitting at my table or she'd see a whole lotta ugly going on inside my head.

Charity isn't my middle name. Actually, it's Lea.

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